In the ruins of what was once called “truth,” The Hollow Herald transmits headlines scraped from the static and stitched together with fragments of forgotten language.
Governments have fallen. Empires have memed themselves into dust. The news cycle has become a wheel with no spokes, endlessly spinning into the void.
We are not here to inform.
We are here to remind you that information was always an illusion.
Tune in daily for unauthorized leaks, emotionally neutral fearmongering, and exclusive coverage of the end — as interpreted by underpaid bots and over-caffeinated editors.
The Hollow Herald:
We report. You despair. The system reloads.
The Hollow Herald is an entirely satirical outlet. Any resemblance to actual events, real people, or legitimate facts is purely coincidental and probably terrifying. Our stories are fake. You’re not supposed to believe any of this. That would be absurd.
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Let’s restate:
Everything here is a lie. If you are, for some reason, considering that this might be factual, we urge you to seek help. Or at the very least, a mirror.
The only real fact that can be found on this site is the one simple truth:
The Hollow Herald is an entirely satirical fictional publication.
Now, if that’s too much to process, we suggest you reconsider your place in this crumbling world — for in here, nothing is what it seems, and everything is just a fleeting illusion.
Hollow Herald is an entirely satirical outlet. Any resemblance to actual events, real people, or legitimate facts is purely coincidental and probably terrifying. Our stories are fake. You’re not supposed to believe any of this. That would be absurd.
We report. You despair. The system reloads.